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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Merry Christmas

祝大家圣诞节快乐~
2009 年快乐

Wish everyone Merry Christmas and happy New Year 2009~

Just Have Fun~~~ you'll laugh like hell! :-)‏

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........lah

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Wawasan Open University offer MBA.

Who are interesting to further his/her study?
The Centre for Graduate Studies recently established at WOU, is primarily responsible for coordinating and managing all matters related to implementation of postgraduate programmes at WOU.

The mission of the Centre for Graduate Studies is to provide leadership and support for excellence in postgraduate education and research training programmes. The Centre hopes to provide a structure and leadership to support WOU's expanding commitment to promoting graduate studies and continuing education in partnership with all Schools in the university as well as with co-researchers from participating institutions and private-sector agencies outside the university.

In its initial phase, the centre plans to offer two post-graduate programmes in 2008 developed by the School of Business and Administration. These programmes are:

http://www.wou.edu.my

Programme description

Developed as a collaborative programme by the Commonwealth of Learning, Vancouver, and a consortium of four participating universities in Asia, this programme is designed to help professionals working as managers and supervisors in Malaysian organisations, to get an in-depth grasp of management principles and develop skills and capabilities required to function as effective executives in the highly competitive global business environment. The presentation of course content in the ODL ensures that the learners do not have to dislocate from their workplace. The contemporary and highly relevant programme content is supported by online and face to face tutor support, video conference based interaction and residential summer schools.

Programme Features

Programme offered as an ODL programme with attendant access and flexibility elements suited to the requirements of working adults in Malaysia.
Content developed collaboratively through participation of COL and leading open universities in Asia.
Global content adapted suitably to local business environment.
Learning supported by highly interactive and well designed learning support system, including face to face tutorials, online and telephonic tutoring, video conferencing support, threaded discussions and possible interaction with industry leaders.
Programme delivery by qualified university faculty members.
High level of Application Orientation through use of case studies and project work component.

Job prospects

Management graduates of the programme can position themselves for middle and senior level executive positions in national and international organisations, aspire for upward mobility in their own organisations or take up challenging assignments in senior positions in industry or the services sector.

We are doing 5S in Hitachi warehouse

Thursday, November 20, 2008

与你有一段缘

是不是与你有一段缘？当初只带着一份尝试的心，没想到既然有机会与你会面。是不是缘份？八个机会，我却选了你。那三个月，我开始慢慢的了解你，向你学习。三个月很快得过去了，我与你分开了。

是不是与你有一段缘？一年后，我又与你相遇。6月2日，在与你相遇的第一天，我收到一封家里寄来的信息。信息内容让我困扰，让我开始想：选择你，对吗？6月3日，我的生日，也是历历在目一天。当天，拉伯伯突然宣布油价暴涨，造成大阻塞。我与你告别后，在回家的路途中，我与小宏困了四个小时，让我觉得很累，是与你的距离太远了吗？还是拉伯伯的错？与你相遇一个星期，刚开始找回一年前与你的记忆。开始慢慢再了解你。老实讲，很压力，时常有一种不知所措的感觉。有时候，小泪滴还会不听使唤的涌出。两个月过去了，小卿取代了小宏，我的开销因此增加了。在同一个月，6月2日那封信息的后遗症又发作了，这一次又困扰了我，又让我想了这样的一个问题：选择你，对吗？机缘巧合下，有一个突如其来的机会可以让我回答这个问题。我选择了去接触这一个机会。在一切都安排好了，我。。。选择要离开你。那一晚，我无法入睡，整个人想的快崩溃了。是不是与你有一段缘？我在最后一秒钟，选择留在你身边。是我看到机会在你身上，还是机会不在他身上？这件事后，我病倒了。日子一天一天的过，我的心情也跟着你浮动。有时开心，有时沉闷，有时积极，有时困扰。每一天，因你而变。虽然，与你相识半年，不能说很了解你，甚至有时很想离你而去，可是，我相信我看到的机会是对的。也许有那么的一天我们的缘份尽了，你会告诉我我：选择你，对吗？